Yeah, that looks professional

Underwhelming does not even begin to describe it

Oh boy, I wonder what this is about...

Wow, The Beatles. They must be some kind of awesome new band. Maybe they'll release all their new songs exclusively on iTun-- OH WAIT.

Who needs sleeping pills when there's Apple?

XCode

ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.

United States of Fail Collecshun

Sanity Fail

Politics Fail

San Dimas High School Football still rules, though.

Spelling Fail

Font Fail

Language Proficiency Fail

Car Maintenance Fail

Like, totally

Holy Fail

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Oh so pretty

I am referring to the forms, of course.

Source

Novation V-statsion FAIL

V-statsion: so powerful, it breaks your fingers.

Congratulations Novation, you're getting better by the minute.

Source: Official Novation newsletter

Sent in by: zend43

STL fail

Confucius say: not doing take less time than doing!

Source

Goddammit, Microsoft

Stop imitating Embarcadingdong!

CodeGear: That about sums it up

But wait, there's more...

VS Syntax Highlighting fail

Just what I always wanted - non-clickable hyperlinks in my C++ code. And it's not even christmas yet.

We dun't need no documentashun

Strings are so 1998, nobody uses them anymore, dude! You don't need to know about that crap, get with the times!

Thanks for showing me the light, Borland Inprise Borland Codegear Embarcadingdong!

telltale launcher fail

Looks like the launcher bumped its little head on my firewall :(

Quake Live Stats Fail

By now we know the dev's over at quakelive.com seem to have serious problems with basic math, especially related to statistics.

But have you ever wondered how many fingers they actually have on their hands? That's right, 15. Need be, for faster coding.

BCB Peek-A-Boo!

We all know what happens if you let an infinite number of monkeys write stuff on an infinite number of typewriters... But what if you only use a few monkeys and let them write code instead? Well...

So, what is the best way to determine whether a header file belongs to a source file? Comparing filenames? Too obvious! Using the file explicitly named in the project file? Too reliable! No, let's rely on undocumented and arbitrary naming conventions of the #include guard!

Worst publicity for software, ever

I'm still lacking words on this one. It just hurts.

Source: I've taken this screenshot several years ago at the Winamp forums. And believe it or not, it's still there :)

Vista's Awesome Disk Cache

So, it looks like the code monkeys at Microsoft finally realized how to implement an efficient disk cache: Just fill up all the physical memory until everything else gets swapped to disk and the system grinds to a screeching halt.

Please let me know where to send my complimentary crate of poisoned delicious bananas.

Taking your instant noodle business into the 21st century...

...is hard if you only make two cents per package.

No U! Adobe! Too many choices

I really prefer third-party PDF reader like the FoxIt PDF Reader or even SumatraPDF to the slow-motion junk called Adobe Reader.

Here's what Adobe is thinking about that...

Tagline Fail - Addition

In addition to my previous post ...

And I thought 3.4/10 on Space Buddies was low.... Disney has now officially hit the point of no return ;)



2.5/10 @ IMDb

Source: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1014775/